I hate the way that pervert in the Santa gear blocks the busiest part of every mall/store, and I hate the parents that allow their children to - get this - sit on the drunk perv's lap!
I hate the traffic, the crowds, buying overpriced garbage....some of it for people I wish were dead.
I hate the fact that Christmas stuff was in the stores BEFORE HALLOWEEN DAMMIT!!!
I think candy canes suck, and that every fool that buys a cup of Starbucks on their way into Barnes & Nobles at $4 a pop would spill it on their laps and destroy their reproductive organs (it's my belief that stupidity is inherited).
HAPPY FESTIVUS TO THE REST OF US!!!!!