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PostPosted: December 16, 2003 5:22 PM 

Jerry's uncle, who grabs people's arm while speaking to them so they won't walk away. Constantly speaking of his son Jeffery who works for the park's department. Jerry turns Uncle Leo in for shoplifting at a bookstore.


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PostPosted: December 23, 2003 11:01 PM 

Thinks people should always say "Hello." When he is arrested after Jerry finks on him, Jerry is considerate enough to say "Hello, Uncle Leo."

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: March 20, 2004 7:18 AM 

- elaine: (knocks) hello, is anybody here...?
- Uncle leo: they said they were sending an Asian woman!
- elaine: oh my God......

(the doodle)

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 20, 2004 8:11 AM 

Dr. Resnick : I got your ointment . Where's your nurse ?
Uncle Leo : She left .
Dr. Resnick : No need to get angry . Calm down .
Uncle Leo : I am calm .
Dr. Resnick : Leo I don't care for your demeanor .
Uncle Leo : Demeanor ?
Dr. Resnick : Now your just being difficult .
Uncle Leo : What are you writing ?

...This is classic Uncle Leo... Laughing Laughing Laughing

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 23, 2004 1:25 PM 

My favorite Leo is after Jerry has ratted him out for shoplifting and Jerry tries to make amends by selling "HELLO". Leo nods looking all forlorn and, as if it is a ritual that MUST be followed, says "hello" in return.

Willard 2000
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 1:35 PM 

What happens to Leo's wife, Stella? She's in episode #20, The Pen (Stellaaaa!), in which Jerry's mom says she hates her like poison.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 3:37 PM 

I am not sure that Stella is supposed to be Leo's wife or Leo and Helen's sister. She is introduced as Aunt Stella but not as Leo's wife.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 3:42 PM 

Of course, she could also be Morty's sister - but why with Uncle Leo? One would think that if she were Helen's sister, Helen would not hate her like poison. Smile

We know later that the Adonis Leo is living with a woman he subsequently leaves because he views her as an anti-semite.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 1, 2004 10:17 PM 

He also picked up Jerry's dicarded watch out of the trash and eventually sold it back to Jerry for an excessive amount of money...


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PostPosted: June 16, 2004 10:15 PM 

Where can I get a picture of Uncle Leo AFTER he opened "The Package" ? (you know after the explosion and his eyebrows are all over)I am searching the net and can't find it!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 21, 2004 4:09 AM 


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 21, 2004 5:13 AM 

They don't over cook a burger, anti semite


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PostPosted: June 30, 2004 10:13 AM 

Desperately searching for pic of Uncle Leo after Elaine markers in his eyebrows! Help!!


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PostPosted: June 30, 2004 10:14 AM 

Desperately searching for pic of Uncle Leo after Elaine markers in his eyebrows! Help!!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: July 1, 2004 4:57 PM 

Loses a bet on a horse. Secretariat? Anti-Semite!


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PostPosted: December 5, 2004 4:00 PM 

"Look at you, you're disgusting! If there's a woman out there that can stand your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds you should grab on to her like grim death....which is not far off mind you!"

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: December 5, 2004 4:19 PM 

he's my favorite uncle. and i would like to thank him for all the support he has given me over the years.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 12:46 PM 

Thought he was your father. (?) Did he compliment you on your fine penmanship, too?

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: December 10, 2004 8:57 PM 

you know....i'm not sure. nobody ever really told me. He loves me like i'm his son. Maybe he is my father.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: December 12, 2004 2:16 PM 

actually, i was watching the Pen on my DVD and according to Notes About Nothing, Uncle Leo is in fact my father! Don't i feel stupid. I'm sure you've all forgotten who your father is at one point or another.
And a side not, apparently my mother is none other than Stella.
And here's another question that i should know the answer to: Were Uncle Leo and Stella living in Florida at the time? and then Uncle leo moved out to New York later?

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 12, 2004 6:24 PM 

I used to think my fater was Superman. Then I realised he was just a werdo in a cape and tights.

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