A while back you may remember I was on a rant about being cheated by a group of telemarketers from MegaMovie Club, Netforever, and The AED Health Network. Well my friends the battle is over and I have won.
Much like I thought they would they still would not return me my money when they said they would. I was completely exasperated and furious. I thought they had won. Then I got an idea.
I called them up last week and told the fool who picked up the phone my name and address and stated that my attorney was also on the line via conference call (lie). I stated that the conversation was being recorded and transcripted and demanded the girl's legal name and address for purposes of the lawsuit which I was about to carry out (another lie).
She was flustered and I quickly pounced and ordered to be transferred to a supervisor. In less than a minute I finally had a supervisor on the phone. They never ever let me through to a supervisor before.
I then restated that my attorney was on the line and that the conversation was being recorded yada yada yada demanded her legal name yada yada yada.
I could hear her quickly tapping on her keyboard as she was obviously sending out emergency emails to management. I stated that unless my checks from all three companies were in the mail by the 25th that I was preparing to personally charge them with check fraud (lie) and that my bank Washington Mutual had already been notified (lie) and would charge them with a second count of check fraud (lie).
She assured me it would be processed immediately and apologized for the inconvience and stated to my invisible attorney(I had to hold in from laughing) that "such legal matters would not be necessary" and "this will be dealt with swiftly".
Monday came and went and I thought they had called my bluff. Then yesterday I look in the mail and whattayaknow there are my three checks. I was rolling on the floor laughing for a good three minutes. Could not believe they bought my story. I completely fooled their stupid little company and forced them to pay me. They would have never, ever paid me unless I had threatened them like that.
I called them again and told them they got "Punk'd" and "thank's for the money sucka's!" They did'nt know what to say and just hung up on me. I'm going to call them once a day until the end of this year and tell them they got punked.