SEINFELD BLOG

A while back you may remember I was on a rant about being cheated by a group of telemarketers from MegaMovie Club, Netforever, and The AED Health Network. Well my friends the battle is over and I have won.

Much like I thought they would they still would not return me my money when they said they would. I was completely exasperated and furious. I thought they had won. Then I got an idea.

I called them up last week and told the fool who picked up the phone my name and address and stated that my attorney was also on the line via conference call (lie). I stated that the conversation was being recorded and transcripted and demanded the girl's legal name and address for purposes of the lawsuit which I was about to carry out (another lie).

She was flustered and I quickly pounced and ordered to be transferred to a supervisor. In less than a minute I finally had a supervisor on the phone. They never ever let me through to a supervisor before.
I then restated that my attorney was on the line and that the conversation was being recorded yada yada yada demanded her legal name yada yada yada.

I could hear her quickly tapping on her keyboard as she was obviously sending out emergency emails to management. I stated that unless my checks from all three companies were in the mail by the 25th that I was preparing to personally charge them with check fraud (lie) and that my bank Washington Mutual had already been notified (lie) and would charge them with a second count of check fraud (lie).

She assured me it would be processed immediately and apologized for the inconvience and stated to my invisible attorney(I had to hold in from laughing) that "such legal matters would not be necessary" and "this will be dealt with swiftly".

Monday came and went and I thought they had called my bluff. Then yesterday I look in the mail and whattayaknow there are my three checks. I was rolling on the floor laughing for a good three minutes. Could not believe they bought my story. I completely fooled their stupid little company and forced them to pay me. They would have never, ever paid me unless I had threatened them like that.

I called them again and told them they got "Punk'd" and "thank's for the money sucka's!" They did'nt know what to say and just hung up on me. I'm going to call them once a day until the end of this year and tell them they got punked.

NEXT!!!

I'm going to call them again around, as the crow flies, 2:30ish, if anyone wants to listen in lemme know, if not, dis-missed.

Wow, that's pretty cool! Can't wait until someone scams me.

But the important thing is that you learned something. And if I ever hear that you got scammed again by another telemarketing agency, I will personally find out where you live and cut up your checkbook/credit cards/etc.

If you want to take it a step further, (i don't know if you have the energy for it), contact either a local TV station or Dateline or 20/20. Tell them you're story. They just love the idea of a regular Joe beating the corrupt world of telemarketing. Plus John Stossel might pay a visit to these smelly dotheads saying "Gimme a break" and then you can enjoy watching them get all red and defensive. And you'd get to be on TV, where you can plug this website and Seinfeld! "Yo, I wanna give a shoutout to Cousin Jeffrey, Bookman,..."

It's Win-Win!

I hate being lied to.

Simple, then just never work for a telemarketing agency and dial my number. Should'nt be a problem.

Okay, let me rephrase that....

I'll trade my radar detector for your motorcycle helmet.

Yeah, telemarketers give their phone number out all the time.

HateTheDrake- what company was it and what is their phone number? I'd like to give them a courtesy call, too.

Thanks in advance.

Tell you what? Why dn't you leave me your number and I'll call you later.
What's that, you don't like people calling you at home?

Well, now you know how H.T. Drake feels.

AED Health Network 1(800)-357-7518

NetForever 1(800)-357-9147

MegaMovie Club 1(800)-357-9267

They will ask for the number you used for the service, at this point continue making up random numbers and ridiculous offensive names get belligerent and start mocking their accents (no offense, this is revenge) or tell them you have since changed numbers and demand to speak to a supervisor. Always demand their legal names as it is extremely irritating to them.

Rant at supervisor and call them worthless. Tell them you are coming to California to get your money and that (insert supervisor's name here) better be prepared to cut you a personal check for some ungodly amount of money.

I also did this once when I was really pissed at them. I told them I was from corporate and was taking a HR Survey. Three people gave me all of this confidential information and told me their previous job history.

"Corporate" is like the magic word. At the end of the charade I asked how long they had been a f***ing bastard and did they enjoy working for the Devil. One girl went ballistic cursing and swearing. The others simply hung up. It was an immoral victory.

I was thinking of also posting their numbers in certain unscrupulous chat rooms and falsely label them as free phone sex numbers.
With implicit instructions to go immediately into your depraved fantasy talk as soon as they pick up the phone or it will not work and they will charge you. That should be good for at least a few hundred obscene calls.

I want to bring that place to it's knees. I want every last one of those people who work there on the streets begging for soup and toiletries.

Hey... I got a rubber pencil thing happenin' here.

What about the driver?