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Wanting to interview Jerry..

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 2:54 AM 

..but i dont know where to start..

if anyone knows, could they please post here or email me?
thank you very much in advance!

Joseph Poglia

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 8:28 AM 

Sure I can tel you where to start. I will even give you his home address it is 123 Fake Street. I can just see you now try to interview him, "Uh Mr. Seinfeld I don't work for a paper except the one I print for my mommy. I would like to ask you a few stupid questions. First, what is your favorite ice cream? Second boxers or briefs? Third do you enjoy telling jokes for a living?


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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 9:26 AM 

If you have good interviewing skills, and maybe some samples you've done, you could contact some of your local magazines who do phone interviews with celebs for print. Try to weasel your way into their door as a helper (freelancer) with that sort of thing. Then find out what agency or publicist handles Jerry and contact them only. But their going to want to know who you're with. That is when you can say such-n-such magazine, or nightlife tabloid. Otherwise, forget it, they won't bother with you. Jimmy works with people who interview celebs all the time. It's very easy for them. Especially if you're connected with a local media of some kind, and the celeb is in town doing something, you can usually get ten-fifteen minutes on the phone with just about anyone. But remember, the publicists ALWAYS follow up later to make sure you're actually using the interview, and weren't just some nobody wasting their time.

Good luck.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 9:45 AM 

Wait a minute...A Jimmy post that doesn't contain some of kind stupid smart ass remark?

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 2:08 PM 

Here are some questions to help you get started:

1) Do you do anything else besides stand-up comedy?

2)Ask him if he has any fruit. When he offers you some, ask "Did you wash this pear?"

3) So how did you two meet?

4) Do you guys live together?

5) And do your parents know?

Then hit him with the K.O. punch:

6) Has a black man ever been to your house? (sit back and watch the look on his face!)

Have fun with the interview.


Joseph Puglia

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 4:51 PM 

Who's this Poglia guy?


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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 7:02 PM 

Remarks don't get any more stupid or smart-ass than "thisboardsucks."

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 7:30 PM 

here, here.

everybody vote for the guy in the wheelchair

Joseph Poglia

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 7:40 PM 

"Who's this Poglia guy"

That is how it showed up on the screen with close caption.

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Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 26, 2005 8:47 PM 

Why's Joseph Puglia/Poglia talking to himself?

Keep it down in there, you two.

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