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J. Chiles

PostPosted: August 30, 2005 1:20 AM 

(Throws a 12lb. wad of keys on the table)


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J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 2:07 AM 

May I have one of those, madam?

Them eyes look like they're from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection.

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 3:35 AM 

Be sure to mention my name to get a discount.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 10:20 AM 

nahhhh, that mustard it too... yellow.

welcome back, jack. don't worry, you haven't missed a thing. Rolling Eyes

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 11:36 AM 

holy snikees!!

JC is back


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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 12:02 PM 

welcome back, jackie jack jack.

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 12:18 PM 

Wow. I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed Jackie was away for weeks, nobody knew where he'd gone, and meanwhile, stanthecaddy became overrun by a horde of newcomer pissants, so when Jackie came back, most people didn't even know who he was! (Must've been the medication.)

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 12:34 PM 

Just as well, too, Bookman. No one knew me in Del Boca Vista, LA, Mexico, Switzerland, Paris, Tuscany, Israel, the Kalahari, Yugoslavia, Russia, India, Japan, Krakatoa (or Java), Myranmar (you may know it as Burma), Mongolia (just a taste he said), the Everglades or on the Kramer Tour, either, and that's the way Jackie likes it.

Pissants? On THIS site? No! Please provide me the details in a half-a-word, or less.

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 12:43 PM 


J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 12:55 PM 

oulda stayed away. (?) Wink

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 1:38 PM 

Seriously, welcome back.

So, you went to all those places? I haven't been to most of them personally, but I'm watching reruns of The Amazing Race, so ...

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 2:07 PM 

Jackie's been gone for some time, even to some of the places mentioned. Jackie, and his family, are very fortunate. Many of Jackie's friends in NOLA, are not. Jackie thought he'd be home for awhile. Jackie's two sons have, within the past hour, decided to go to NOLA with a group of California volunteers and help with a situation that is grim, and getting worse. Jackie could not live with himself unless he joined them. Leaving tonight. Sorry for the "downer", but this is all too real.

Please do what you can.



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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 2:26 PM 

Vacationing with Bush eh? Isn't he still out? Enough of all the pleasantries. We were talking about me here! I don't know if you're ready for this. I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never...


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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 2:30 PM 

My bad JC didn't refresh to see your last post. All joking aside, be safe. Keep fighting matey! I'll remember your name! I'll tell everyyone all about you and what you did out here! Goodbye, matey! Goddbye!

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 8:30 AM 

Hi JC... Bye JC. Good luck and Godspeed! Did I just say Godspeed??? Yev is very upset over the Katrina crisis and gave the Red Cross a donation.

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