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Ern







PostPosted: August 4, 2004 11:29 AM 

In the Maid episode, George's nickname...

GEORGE: I was thinking...T-bone.

JERRY: But there's no "t" in your name. What about G-bone?

GEORGE: There's no G-bone.

JERRY: There's a g-spot.

GEORGE: That's a myth.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 3:09 PM 

Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 3:11 PM 

Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie!
And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna
show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll
shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I
would love it!

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 3:14 PM 

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at the deli."

Most of that whale story, just a great excerpt here.

penguins8227
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 4:49 PM 

Jerry: They usually gives those jobs to former baseball players and people who are actually in broadcasting.

George: Well that's not really fair.

It's not exactly right but its something like that.

Varnsen
Architect

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 4:54 PM 

Just like those hip musicians with thier complicated shoes!

qqfarmer
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 5:53 PM 

Laughing It's probably a union thing.

Not an exact quote either but it's George's language.

qqfarmer
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 6:44 PM 

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 11:41 AM 

I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE!!!!!!!! Laughing

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 11:43 AM 

Yada yada Girl: Are you close to your parents?

George: Well, they gave birth to me, yada.

YYG: Yada what?
(I love the zoom to George's face) Laughing

George: Yada, yada, yada.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 7:36 PM 

I love George's "baby"s:

Pulp can move BABY!!!
OH! it's got cache baby...it's got cache up the ying-yang!!!

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 10:02 PM 

One of MANY. George interviewing secretaries:

You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra. I’m terribly sorry.

Babu Bhat
Superman

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 3:34 AM 

"This is nothing to me. My whole life is a lie" - GC, The Non-fat Yogurt. One of my away messages

dhathal
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 3:53 AM 

Hun HUN! The DELICATE GENIUS needs 24 hrs notice!

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 8:08 AM 

For I am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots !

Ern
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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 11:22 AM 

From the Baby Shower...

GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!

JERRY: You'll never say that to her face.

GEORGE: Watch me.

Ern
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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 11:24 AM 

JERRY: George, the phone's free.

GEORGE: Hallelujah. (Walks up to the phone, but a woman grabs it right before he does) Excuse me, I was waiting here.

WOMAN: Where? I didn't see you.

GEORGE: I've been standing here for ten minutes!

WOMAN: Well, I won't be long.

GEORGE: Uh, that's not the point. The point is I was here first.

WOMAN: Well, if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone. (Puts a quarter in, and completely tunes George out)

GEORGE: You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way.. (Returns to Jerry and Elaine) Does she care? ..No. Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No, no, a resounding no!

(The phone guy is on his way out, he stops by George)

PHONE GUY: Hey, sorry I took so long.

GEORGE: Oh, that's okay. Really, don't worry about it.

Ern
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 11:24 AM 

From the Chinese Restaraunt...

JERRY: George, the phone's free.

GEORGE: Hallelujah. (Walks up to the phone, but a woman grabs it right before he does) Excuse me, I was waiting here.

WOMAN: Where? I didn't see you.

GEORGE: I've been standing here for ten minutes!

WOMAN: Well, I won't be long.

GEORGE: Uh, that's not the point. The point is I was here first.

WOMAN: Well, if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone. (Puts a quarter in, and completely tunes George out)

GEORGE: You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way.. (Returns to Jerry and Elaine) Does she care? ..No. Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No, no, a resounding no!

(The phone guy is on his way out, he stops by George)

PHONE GUY: Hey, sorry I took so long.

GEORGE: Oh, that's okay. Really, don't worry about it.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 12:48 PM 

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

Dr. Van Nostrand
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 12:48 PM 

believe it or not george is not home now
please leave a message at the beep
i must be out, or i'd pick up the phone where could i be
believe it or not i'm not home!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 6, 2004 2:16 PM 

If you would have asked for a regular salad, i wouldn't care, but you had to have the BIIIIIGGG SALAD!!!

I look like me and i'm working from the outside. This bizarre experiment has got to stop.

He can pedantic. He can be pedantic.

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