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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 9:29 AM 

Inspired by longwinded posts and fruity presidents, I've decided to hurl myself into the fire. By posting this thread of nonsense.
Keep in mind, it's early and I've had no breakfast and a slight hangover from a benefit dinner last night. What would the ramifications be if all of us were to meet someday? Nothing like a Star Wars Nerd Galaxy Gathering thing but if we all just met somewhere.
Would we all just stand around awkwardly like a junior high school dance? Would this site go crashing down to hell because of some argument/fistfight that would possibly take place. A misinterpreted gesture perhaps? We can coexist in a cyberspace environment, but what about in the fresh air? Would the obscene goiter sticking from the side of my neck make me an object of disdain? JK, I have nothing of the sort.
Would we hit it off or just start hitting each other? And could you imagine if ThisJimmySucks and the long line of Jimmy haters showed up picketing Jimmy. Would we be able to restrain Jimmy? "DONT TOUCH JIMMY!" Or is Jimmy more easygoing in real life and allows his alter ego to roam free in here?
Would Stan finally tell us who the other moderators were? Would the moderators be able to run away before we caught them? JK.
I just keep picturing us standing around a lukewarm punch bowl looking at our shoes. Okay awkward!! I'll bring hot wings and find a amicable building with strong load bearing walls.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 9:58 AM 

live, you stupid little thread live!

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:07 AM 

wished I had those two minutes back.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:15 AM 

See this is exactly why it would not work out. Forget it. Someone please delete this thread.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:45 AM 

Don't be a girly-mahn.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 8:04 PM 

Would we be able to restrain Jimmy? Or is Jimmy more easygoing in real life and allows his alter ego to roam free in here?


I have never been in a fist fight.
I am against capital punishment.
I haven't eaten meat or dairy, or worn leather in 17 years (or been sick in 16 years).
I try, "to the best of my knowledge,"not to use products tested on animals (which are killed and thrown away like garbage when their services are no longer needed).
I hate boxing, or any sort of caveman-like, He-man violence (unless Bush was the victim).
I help those in need when I can (especially animals).
and I've never threatened anyone on this forum... just called them names after they attacked me for not having a sense of humor.

... and I'm thin, single and neat (but not gay). Shocked

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 9:05 PM 

Jackie appreciates guys like Jimmy. One less person I have to go bare-knuckles with over that last piece of BBQ.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 9:26 PM 

... at a "Kill Scott Peterson" rally on Procter & Gamble's parking lot. Wink

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 9:51 PM my buckskin mocassins. Smile

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:08 PM 

... and your Evander Holyfield T-shirt (a hell of a body)

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:11 PM 

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Smile

Actually, I do draw the line on most animal issues. I find then preferable company to most all humans.

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:38 PM 

Well, I didn't want to start any controversy... was just letting Drake know that I'm not some crazed maniac.

"... there s a lot of nuts out there."

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PostPosted: September 23, 2005 10:41 PM 

I think, if nothing else, he'll just be glad to see that his thread is doing better than expected.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: September 24, 2005 6:22 PM 

Better than some of the garbage I usually churn out.

I think I came the closest out of anyone here from meeting a fellow poster. I almost met DRS back in June when Jerry came to perform. I remember him asking me where I was sitting, to which I replied:

Uhh....meeting guys from the internet?...Out of the question. Out of the question! No! I'm not gonna do that! That's one step away from personal ads! And prostitutes! No! No, I am not going down that road! What does you look like?

And if I may say so myself, one of my best posts (really hit the number on that one).

Anyway, he told me where he was sitting (Row M at the 1st show). I of course had two options: good seats for the second show and even better seats for the 1st show (actually had tix in Row M). I was debating it, and even asked for advice on this very site. But I eventually chose the second show, leaving DRS to wonder what could have been.

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PostPosted: September 24, 2005 6:42 PM 

We can't ever meet. We're like crime fighters safeguarding our secret identities.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 24, 2005 7:05 PM 

Look into my eyes, and you'll see me standing there.

Ooops, wrong thread! Smile

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PostPosted: September 27, 2005 11:53 AM 

Of course we could never meet. Something like that would destroy the whole operation. Worlds would collide!! And no, I never thought this thread would even get this far. I appreciate the support. It can rest in peace now.

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