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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 12:38 PM 

What if Jerry Seinfeld died?
What would you do?
Would the become a hysteria like Elvis Presly, like a denial he's dead?
What if...?

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 2:26 PM 

I'd buy all his albums and learn his tequniques. Then I'd cut my hair like him and do a tribute tour. I think I'd call it the Jerry Gendison Experience.


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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 3:49 PM 

You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality and how I'm actually going to die someday. Me, dead. Imagine that.

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 4:38 PM 

If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think he's going to want to hang around this forum?

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 4:42 PM 

That's got nothing to do with it, the man was out of shape.

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 4:49 PM 

You look a little chunky yourself, buddy.

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 5:11 PM 

You know for a fat guy you're not very jolly.

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 5:12 PM 


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 5:53 PM 

Does anyone else think The pope killed Jerry?

I just assumed he did it.

So im not the only one.

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 8:32 PM 

If he is going to check out other universes he should go over by Original Ray's Pizza, it's by 1st street and 1st street.


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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 10:49 PM 

Famous Original Ray's?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 8, 2005 6:26 AM 

I would not really care if Jerry died. Yes I would feel bad for his family but I would not see it as a great lost. The pope on the other hand.......
I would just continue to do what I am doing now buying all the seasons so I can watch anytime. I do however wish they would put something in to honor the actor that played Jerry's dad in the upcoming season 4 set. He was funny, but I still will not get upset or depressed.

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PostPosted: April 8, 2005 6:40 AM 

The Pope has been dead for 10 years. They've been propping him up like "Weekend at J.P.'s".

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PostPosted: April 8, 2005 8:52 AM 

Now thats funny.

Judge Vandelay

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PostPosted: April 9, 2005 6:49 PM 

Now that I own a pair of Jerry's sneakers, I think we should just let nature take its course. Who are you to play God?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 9, 2005 7:25 PM 

Okay Gendison, call me slow, but I didnt get the joke. So let me in on it. This time I will step on a ladder so that it wont go over my head.

I was thinking...

The Pope has been dead for 10 years. They've been propping him up like "weekend at bernies".

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PostPosted: April 9, 2005 7:31 PM 

You got it.


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PostPosted: April 9, 2005 10:26 PM 

There have been two Pope John Pauls. Don't you think the next Pope should be George Ringo? Wouldn't that be the fair thing to do?

(Jimmy's attempt at Scotty Cougar-type humor) Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: April 9, 2005 11:11 PM 

Well, if you were parodying S.Cougar, then you failed...because yours was funny.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: April 9, 2005 11:59 PM 

Look, I like Jimmy, but even Jimmy knew that wasn't funny. So let's not say things that are obvious fabrications. I don't want to speak on your behalf, but I have a feeling that if Mellencamp would have done that, we'd have been all over him. If Ringo should be the next Pope, then by the same token of reasoning, Michael Jackson should be the next Ayatolla of Iran. Iran needs more crazy bastards to be their Ayatolla, just like the Vatican needs more Popes with names coinciding with one of the Beatles.

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PostPosted: April 10, 2005 7:36 AM 

No, if Mellenhead made that joke, I wouldn't have read it. Because he's usually good for one good line, but by the end of a post it's buried under bad puns and stupid remarks. Jimmy got to the point like USA today, then ealked out on a high note like they do in Vegas.

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