SEINFELD BLOG

sorry im not good english i not come from america

anyway what is duty and how much is duty

tanks

... duty be biggest sucker deal when is retail, you know what.

I say duty is how much, but nothing is duty... no sales tax like is duty, you know...

(i have this fun... me like quoting seinfeld story like everysomeone elses do.)

♪I like to shop at the duty free shop!♪
♫I LIKE TO SHOP AT THE DUTY FREE SHOP!♫

I'm tellin' you some of us at the board should make a CD with this song on it--we'll be rich!

At a nickle a cd it could be $50.000. A dime a cd it could be $100,000!!

well its all for charity so whats the difference?

You have a point there. No, make that five points.

A nickel!

That ". . . . .'s" alright.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make musical notes, like "THE Blurb."

... and one more thing, you really think he needs the 'all caps' on "THE? Because, it's not "THE Blurb!" (leans forward and yells)

♫ You mean you can't copy and paste?♪

♫ You mean you can't copy and paste?♪

There. That only took about fifteen minutes.

I'm one of those guys that still lives by those pink slip telephone messages, in addition to being computer illiterate.

In economics, a duty is a kind of tax, often associated with customs, a payment due to the revenue of a state, levied by force of law. Properly, a duty differs from a tax in being levied on specific commodities, financial transactions, estates, etc., and not on individuals; thus it is right to talk of import duties, excise duties, death or succession duties, etc., but not of income tax as being levied on a person in proportion to his income.

It's all in my book "Astonishing Tales Of The Airport".

Well, hello Mr. Duty.

Howdy, duty!

I wondered whether to explain in the joke that I knew Kramer said Doody and not Duty and that I was making a play on words, but then I didn't want to step on my own joke and everybody would give me the benefit of the doubt because after all, I'm Bookman.