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PostPosted: June 12, 2006 1:42 PM 

sorry im not good english i not come from america

anyway what is duty and how much is duty

tanks

Jimmy


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PostPosted: June 12, 2006 5:57 PM 

... duty be biggest sucker deal when is retail, you know what.

I say duty is how much, but nothing is duty... no sales tax like is duty, you know...

(i have this fun... me like quoting seinfeld story like everysomeone elses do.) Smile

THE Blurb
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 12, 2006 6:27 PM 

♪I like to shop at the duty free shop!♪
♫I LIKE TO SHOP AT THE DUTY FREE SHOP!♫

I'm tellin' you some of us at the board should make a CD with this song on it--we'll be rich!

Mookie
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PostPosted: June 12, 2006 6:51 PM 

At a nickle a cd it could be $50.000. A dime a cd it could be $100,000!!

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Low-Talker

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PostPosted: June 12, 2006 8:47 PM 

well its all for charity so whats the difference?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 13, 2006 12:56 AM 

You have a point there. No, make that five points.

Bookman Author Profile Page
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PostPosted: June 15, 2006 11:36 AM 

A nickel!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: June 15, 2006 12:47 PM 

That ". . . . .'s" alright.

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PostPosted: June 16, 2006 5:21 AM 

I'm still trying to figure out how to make musical notes, like "THE Blurb."

Jimmy


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PostPosted: June 16, 2006 2:51 PM 

... and one more thing, you really think he needs the 'all caps' on "THE? Because, it's not "THE Blurb!" (leans forward and yells)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: June 16, 2006 2:54 PM 

♫ You mean you can't copy and paste?♪ Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: June 17, 2006 7:04 AM 

♫ You mean you can't copy and paste?♪

There. That only took about fifteen minutes.

I'm one of those guys that still lives by those pink slip telephone messages, in addition to being computer illiterate.

Mookie
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PostPosted: June 17, 2006 2:18 PM 

In economics, a duty is a kind of tax, often associated with customs, a payment due to the revenue of a state, levied by force of law. Properly, a duty differs from a tax in being levied on specific commodities, financial transactions, estates, etc., and not on individuals; thus it is right to talk of import duties, excise duties, death or succession duties, etc., but not of income tax as being levied on a person in proportion to his income.

It's all in my book "Astonishing Tales Of The Airport". Laughing

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PostPosted: June 17, 2006 4:50 PM 

Well, hello Mr. Duty.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 17, 2006 5:27 PM 

Howdy, duty!

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PostPosted: June 17, 2006 6:53 PM 

I wondered whether to explain in the joke that I knew Kramer said Doody and not Duty and that I was making a play on words, but then I didn't want to step on my own joke and everybody would give me the benefit of the doubt because after all, I'm Bookman.



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