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Slippery Pete







PostPosted: May 9, 2006 1:39 PM 

Hey all,

In "The Tape," Episode 25...

Ping comes in and does some translation on a long distance call George has placed to the Asian company that promises a baldness cure.

And then Ping starts taking advantage of the air time, takes a seat, kicks back and just goes to town on the long distance.

Does anyone know what Ping says in the full conversation? I would love to know. Smile

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 3:06 PM 

Lieral translation:

"Idiot think I say something important go great lengths to find what. True is they need spend more time checking flies in pants."

anthony beckett
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 3:28 PM 

Just because he laughs it sounds like he say's 'total fuckwad', don't you think?

anthony beckett
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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 3:29 PM 

that should read 'before', not 'because'

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 3:55 PM 

A long time ago some scholars used a computer program to translate English into Chinese and then from Chinese back into English. The Grapes of Wrath came back as The Angry Raisins. True story! True story!

T-bone
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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 6:19 PM 

A story like that has to be true!!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 7:21 PM 

It's unbelievable.... I don't believe it.

PIG MAN
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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 11:53 PM 

My good friend Bob Sakamano told me the same exact story just the other day!

Mookie
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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 12:18 AM 

Well naturally we don't know what was said on the other end of the line but according to Babelfish Ping said, "Cleveland 117 San Antonio 109, Salami salami bologna, don't mess with Johnny, fax me some halibut."

That's not funny.

Laughing

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 1:19 AM 

I have a few questions myself because I am here strictly for the material.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 2:59 AM 

Alright, alright... hold on!... woah... woah! ......................What did he say?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 11:12 AM 

Aghain, I hate the counter....

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 3:31 PM 

Then you can't have of my pea pods.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 6:01 PM 

I got nothin to say.

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 8:40 PM 

....I heard something...

Mookie
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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 9:01 PM 

[mutters to self, walking away] I gotta get some new friends...

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 10:48 PM 

What, you're using my (parenthesis) now?

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 10, 2006 10:54 PM 

Hey! He's been paranthesising since the 5th grade and he hasn't looked back since.

(I just wanted to use "paranthesising")

Slippery Pete
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PostPosted: May 12, 2006 12:47 PM 

They call her The Terminata,she neva lose a case!

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 12, 2006 1:23 PM 

I once went to a great Szechwan restaurant in this neighborhood. I don't remember the exact address. I'm sure she'd know where the Chinese restaurant is around here. But if you'll excuse me, I was just on my way to drop a couple of suits off at the laun

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PostPosted: May 12, 2006 5:29 PM 

Which way to Tel Aviv?

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