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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 2:17 PM 

We know that George is a bad seed (see George slipping his boss a mickey, ruining Jerry's girlfriend's kosher diet, pretending to be hanicaped, etc.), and we know that Jerry has his moments (i.e. refusing to revive Ramon when he gets knocked out in the pool), but what is the worst thing that Elaine ever did? I can only come up with very superficial things like promoting Eddie Shurman, or having that annoying dog dognapped. I even thought about the evidence used against her at the trial, but that is all superficial as well (showing a nipple, wanting a lot of spunges, etc.). Did she ever really do anything bad?

THE!SOUP!NAZI!
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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 3:54 PM 

Do I really have to bring up "the urban sombrarro"... or however its spelled. Smile

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 3:57 PM 

Kidnapping a dog is pretty bad. She was an accomplice in slipping George's boss a mickey. She ate a $29,000 piece of cake. Ran my soup stand out of business. Helped George cheat on his IQ test. But all in all she is a pretty good seed.

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 6:18 PM 

She laughed and made fun of a fat guy while he was getting carjacked. I think that qualifies as bad.

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 6:29 PM 

She swiped all the toilet paper from the women's restroom at Monk's...

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 6:54 PM 

"Did she ever really do anything bad?"

Taking someone's dog and dumping it miles away is about as low as one can be.

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 10:02 PM 

She and Jerry killed Susie!


Anonymous
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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 11:07 PM 

Killing Susie has to be the worst thing. Isn't that suprising? She never did anything really bad, except for the dog thing, I guess. That's kind of shocking.

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 11:08 PM 

Killing Susie has to be the worst thing. Isn't that suprising? She never did anything really bad, except for the dog thing, I guess. That's kind of shocking.

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PostPosted: September 2, 2005 1:35 AM 

that's the worst?

have you ever seen her dance?!?!?!?! with the little kicks & thumbs?

she stinks

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 2, 2005 12:53 PM 

It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

Rafael Daniel
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PostPosted: September 3, 2005 7:40 AM 

She named names... Laughing

rg
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PostPosted: July 27, 2006 8:55 PM 

What about throwing George's toupee out the window?

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PostPosted: July 28, 2006 7:00 AM 

The worst thing she ever did is get preggo...Because it ended up ruining the commentaries on the DVD's....

NO, I won't get over it already. Very Happy

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PostPosted: August 6, 2006 3:57 AM 

I think it was sleeping with the sponge worthy guy.

No, telling NaNa to "drop dead" and then hanging up on her.

No wait, telling Jerry that her neighbor had baby and the guy just took off ... which of course gets back to her neighbor ..

No wait again, letting Russell Dowripple lose his mind and then he gets killed while working for Greenpeace.

No wait ...

Mookie
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PostPosted: August 6, 2006 11:36 AM 

Hey John-John... I believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, that Elaine telling Jerry the father of her neighbor's child "just took off" never actually got back to the neighbor.

Jean-Paul calling the child "mommy's little bastard" and "little son-of-a-bitch" was from him overhearing George talk like that in his conversations with the front office execs from Houston.

It's just a little confusing is all.. Laughing

Mookie
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PostPosted: August 6, 2006 11:54 AM 

I think the worst thing Elaine ever did was mentioning to George (at Sue Ellen's wedding) that she slept with the groom. Shocked Embarassed

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PostPosted: August 6, 2006 11:59 AM 

Eating pastry from the garbage out behind the restaurant with "Got-no-Green Lantern" has gotta rank right up there.

Mookie
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PostPosted: August 6, 2006 12:26 PM 

How about our little Elaine? Attended the finest finishing schools on the Eastern seaboard. Equestrian competitions. Debutante balls. Well, look at her now... eating bear claws out of garbage bags. Laughing

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PostPosted: August 8, 2006 2:01 AM 

WHat about getting the Jujyfruits when she was told Jake Jarmel was hit by a car and in the Hospital?

Is it me or am I wrong that I remember those candies being called Juicyfruit in the early 70s?

Wait, her using Canadian quarters in the dryer? Is that bad?

Her letting the Jehovah Witnesses in the apartment building or buzzing in a jewel robber?

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PostPosted: August 8, 2006 2:46 AM 

I...I...I...I gotta sit a down.

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