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PostPosted: May 3, 2004 8:31 PM 

What makes Elaine so attractive?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 2:52 AM 

firstly, shes pretty hot (we all remember the famous button-falling-off-in-cinema-cleavage and getting hosed that impressed lloyd braun so much in "the gum")
secondly, she does a convincing phone sex voice ("the tape")
thirdly, she appears to be quite easy (her sexual exploits are the subject of numerous jabs by the crew)
lastly,i think her hostile feminism and independence is a turn on

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 10:02 AM 

Interesting question. I often find myself wondering the same thing, and then I shudder at the thought of actually going out with someone like her. While the shallow, self centered, cat-in-heat personality is hilarious on the show, in real life it would send me packing within minutes of “nice to meet you.” From a physical standpoint, however, she is quite attractive, at least facially. Although some might argue that the shape of her face is too bizarre - how did Jerry put it in one episode, “face like a frying pan,” I find her extremely seductive looking, particularly in later episodes, when she’s wearing glasses. There are a few shows where Elaine drops the kiss-my-ass attitude and displays another side of her split personality – the innocent, school-girl charmer. One that comes to mind is “The Cadillac.” In this show, when Jerry is planning to buy a new car for his parents, Elaine, sensing his wealth, begins to flirt with him. One might argue again that Elaine is displaying her shallow side, but the way she sidles up to Jerry, offering to pick him up at the airport, is priceless school-girl charm. Elaine can be seen at her sexiest in, of all places, the outtakes show, when she’s really being Julia, not Elaine. In the clip from “The Little Kicks,” Elaine, George and Frank are at a police station. Elaine is about to fight with Frank who has come to the station to bail George out. In the outtakes, she keeps losing it, laughing hysterically (always sexy in a woman). Maybe it’s because she looks radiant in this show or maybe it’s because, for a brief moment, she’s being Julia, but I can’t take my eyes off her in this scene.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 12:26 PM 

...ohhhh, Mr. Pitt

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 12:30 PM 

Julia is physically attractive, face and body. I think it is just that most men do not equate "funniness" with "hotness". For instance, Lucille Ball was pretty damn good looking in her 20-30's but wasn't looked at in that sense because her "act" was so daffy. I wonder what the reaction to Julia would be if she had done nothing but dramatic roles.

FWIW, I think she looked much hotter with straight or very slightly curly hair than the tight "crown on the forehead" look.

Hama is cool
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 1:34 PM 

she has a great laugh

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 3:41 PM 

The eyes, I love Julia's eyes

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 4, 2004 7:47 PM 

In `The Nose Job` just after Kramer recommends a nose job for Georges current girlfriend.Just watch her reactions and listen to her voice afterwards.......a very rare genuinely caring Elaine !!.Not seen much but very endearing.

golden boy
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 6:06 AM 

Mine's basic but the cleavage incident with the guy from NBC. George gets done for staring at his daughter's cleavage; they hatch a plan for Elaine to prove this is involuntary. I'm sorry but it gets me every time. what's the episode called?

other than that Bob S has it spot on with that outtake bit - seriously foxy.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 8:03 PM 

how hot is denise richards??

"get a good look, constanza"


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PostPosted: May 5, 2004 8:09 PM 

i'm with jackie... the straight hair was what did it for me. Also, in 'the betrayal,' when she's hammered in the hotel room... might be the only time we ever got to see her butt (always in business suits or wearing long jackets, she is.)

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 6, 2004 9:21 PM 

Sorry, I just find Elaine to be ok looking. Nothing special. Just ok.
And she's a bitch. Ever since the "fake, fake, fake, fake" episode, I've always hated Elaine

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 7, 2004 11:10 AM 

Try another couple shots of Hennigans

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