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can anyone help me, i want to download it, sounds like SALSA

Pray tell, what kind of music does the DOORMAN listen to?

Look, Jimmy's not going to answer your question. Jimmy really doesn't have to talk to you. Goodbye.

Well, SALSA is the no.2 most popular form of music. You know why? Because people like to dance to SALSA.

You really think you're better than me, don't ya?

But it still takes two to TANGO...

Watch the SHOW.

Well, ya know what I've discovered, Gendison? It's not so much the watching as the listening. I listen to the show. And as I'm watching and listening--I'm also watching, you can't discount the watching--it's sort of a combination. It's watching and listening, lisening and watching.

If Jimmy watches it at his apartment, he feels like he's not doing anything.... if he watches it here, he's out of the house... he's doing something.

Not to change the subject or anything, but i just thought i'd tell you all that if you're in need of some cheap laughter, you should visit an erotic chat site and just chit-chat with people.

It's hilarious, how these people are expecting a totally erotic, crazy, vulgar chat...and start talking about the rain forest, and the stock market.

My first couple of lines were:

What's the deal with peanuts? I mean who came up with that word?

Peanut butter, peanut oil, peanut....

I had a conversation with a guy who likes to wear pantyhose, lipstick, and do much more offensive things i cannot recall. he said he did this because, as George would say, it made "IT" move. I asked him weather wearing panthose was just a whole bunch of work for nothing, why not watch porn like a normal human being...I don't know...that's just how i was raised.

I don't know why i felt i needed to share this with you.

What was wrong with the subject? "Watching" was the subject!

I don't think it had any momentum.

That was you Cousin Jeffrey. I was wondering why you kept talking about the stock market while I was trying to have a regular orgasm.

My first sentence up above should have been in the form of a question: "That was you, Cousin Jeffrey?"

In that case, Jimmy'll take "Rainforests & Pantyhose" for $500, Alex...

And our first category is...J. Edgar Hoover and the Men Who Loved him.

how about this: The Man-ty-hose. Panty-hose for a man! Call Sid Farkus.

Or do you like Panty-brose better?

Boy, that brain never stops working, does it?

Nah, too ethnic.
How about "Dickers"...Nickers for men.