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Art_VANDALAY







PostPosted: April 15, 2005 1:32 PM 

can anyone help me, i want to download it, sounds like SALSA

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 2:07 PM 

Pray tell, what kind of music does the DOORMAN listen to?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 5:00 PM 

Look, Jimmy's not going to answer your question. Jimmy really doesn't have to talk to you. Goodbye.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 5:56 PM 

Well, SALSA is the no.2 most popular form of music. You know why? Because people like to dance to SALSA.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 6:05 PM 

You really think you're better than me, don't ya?

Kman214
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 11:48 AM 

But it still takes two to TANGO...

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 2:37 PM 

Watch the SHOW.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 8:03 PM 

Well, ya know what I've discovered, Gendison? It's not so much the watching as the listening. I listen to the show. And as I'm watching and listening--I'm also watching, you can't discount the watching--it's sort of a combination. It's watching and listening, lisening and watching.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 8:15 PM 

If Jimmy watches it at his apartment, he feels like he's not doing anything.... if he watches it here, he's out of the house... he's doing something.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 10:22 PM 

Not to change the subject or anything, but i just thought i'd tell you all that if you're in need of some cheap laughter, you should visit an erotic chat site and just chit-chat with people.

It's hilarious, how these people are expecting a totally erotic, crazy, vulgar chat...and start talking about the rain forest, and the stock market.

My first couple of lines were:

What's the deal with peanuts? I mean who came up with that word?

Peanut butter, peanut oil, peanut....

I had a conversation with a guy who likes to wear pantyhose, lipstick, and do much more offensive things i cannot recall. he said he did this because, as George would say, it made "IT" move. I asked him weather wearing panthose was just a whole bunch of work for nothing, why not watch porn like a normal human being...I don't know...that's just how i was raised.

I don't know why i felt i needed to share this with you.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 10:38 PM 

What was wrong with the subject? "Watching" was the subject!

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 16, 2005 11:43 PM 

I don't think it had any momentum.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 8:46 AM 

That was you Cousin Jeffrey. I was wondering why you kept talking about the stock market while I was trying to have a regular orgasm.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 8:47 AM 

My first sentence up above should have been in the form of a question: "That was you, Cousin Jeffrey?"

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 9:20 AM 

In that case, Jimmy'll take "Rainforests & Pantyhose" for $500, Alex...

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 9:45 AM 

And our first category is...J. Edgar Hoover and the Men Who Loved him.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:20 AM 

how about this: The Man-ty-hose. Panty-hose for a man! Call Sid Farkus.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:22 AM 

Or do you like Panty-brose better?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:40 AM 

Boy, that brain never stops working, does it?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 1:21 PM 

Nah, too ethnic.
How about "Dickers"...Nickers for men.



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