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Jimmy







PostPosted: March 22, 2006 10:48 PM 

What would you rather do...

Be 14 years-old again for one day and repeatedly bone Debra Lafave in her truck?

OR...

Watch George Bush get attacked by American Muslims and injured so badly that he ends up cripled and brain damaged for life?

Id have to ponder this one for quite awhile, myself.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 22, 2006 10:51 PM 

Yeah, yeah...I know, he's already brain damaged, but I mean much, much worse.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 22, 2006 10:51 PM 

Yeah, yeah...I know, he's already brain damaged, but I mean much, much worse.

Mookie
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 12:18 AM 

I'm thinking of buying a new t.v. set and hitting myself over the head with it...

Mookie
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 1:13 AM 

*Sorry... smash it over my head.

I'm on L-Dopa! Embarassed

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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 11:04 AM 

Geez, if I was 14 again, I'd not only get to knock the back out of that little mink (repeatedly), but I might also gain some appreciation of the idiocy which permeates many of the posts on here sometimes. Or, not.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 11:08 AM 

Seems there's a few of these broads. Where were teachers like that when I was in school?

http://gcruse.typepad.com/the_owners_manual/2004/11/debra_lafave_su.html

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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 11:12 AM 

The only ankle raising any of my female teachers did was to kick a guy in the sack if you got out of line. This new crop would get their ankles pinned to the headboard. I laugh that they call it "rape". Yeah, I'm sure those boys were violated, kicking and screaming all the way...

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 1:26 PM 

Seeing as how watching the Bush thing is of no real benefit to me at all, and given the fact the other way around is a no-brainer I'd gladly shave nine years off.

Can you imagine how much of a school-legend this kid is going to be for the rest of his life. True he'll probably have to move to another school if he ever wants another girl again, and he's still probably in detention. But that chocolate milk and fries he has at lunch probably tastes a whole lot better now.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 2:02 PM 

Chocolate milk and fries at school? Things HAVE changed. Mama's spoiled little bastards.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 2:42 PM 

Oh yeah and the McRib lives at any middle school in the midwest. I swear its the exact same patty. We used to get Taco Bell, bread bowls, and all sorts of crap in high school.

Mookie
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 3:04 PM 

Didn't anyone ever bring their lunch and sit outside in the Quad? When I was in high school only the dorks bought the school's crap food and ate in the cafeteria, no offense to you personally. Laughing

In fact, nobody I know ever ate in the cafeteria in grade school, junior high or high school. We'd scarf down our sammich and chips and (except for senior high) go play football, basketball or softball till the bell rang.

No wonder today's kids are all porkers. Shocked

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 3:56 PM 

Until we got our rides we ate inside. Then we went out for lunch cause we had open campus. Which was subsequently shut down after I graduated because people came back reeking of weed. Best days of your life!

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 4:08 PM 

You're officially prolific now with this quest of yours.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 4:11 PM 

If you make it to 100 without changing your subject material at all, I will personally send you a real Drake's Coffee Cake. That takes dedication. Deranged but still dedication that demands acknowledgement.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 4:21 PM 

Well who do you supposed it really is, Drake? As if any of us are supposed to think some idiot's lone posts are as panties or ass and that they aren't the alter-ego of an equally idiotic moron who posts here under another name. Time for another IP check. Stan!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 5:55 PM 

(Jimmy flags a passing waitress: "Chocolate milk and fries over here, please?")

Mookie
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PostPosted: March 23, 2006 6:49 PM 

Hmmm, who could it be? I have an idea...

:puts running tape recorder in briefcase and leaves the thread: Wink

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 24, 2006 10:50 AM 

The only thing that we know for sure is Elaine's Panties and whoever this is, is one and the same.

CARTWRIIIGHT!!
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PostPosted: March 24, 2006 1:15 PM 

I think we've proven who the psycho is...

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 24, 2006 1:51 PM 

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