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Drs







PostPosted: July 7, 2005 3:20 PM 

I mean, really, I don't get it, why did it get such a laugh. Why people are still saying this 2day in this forum. I just want to know what,s the hype of this all about.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 3:57 PM 

Well, if it has to be explained....

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 4:41 PM 

You want to know why, I'll tell you why,
because our callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built...

Nevertheless, if there's any doubt at all I feel we should cultivate it. You know. Deal with it. We have to deal with the doubt, The doubt must be dealt with!!

...Or all we are left with is some silly show about four idiots sitting around the coffee shop talking and sitting around the apartment talking and I simply couldn't stand it.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 8:02 PM 

Hearing an asian trying to pronounce "Cartwright" is reason enough to laugh, much less hearing him yell it across a room.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 8:47 PM 

The hardest Jimmy laugh in five-ten minutes.

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 9:15 PM 

Jimmy always here. Oh, Jimmy very nice man. He live on Park Avenue.

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 8:39 AM 

Jimmy lives on Park Ave? When did this happen!? DAAARRRRRINNN!!!!!!

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 8:41 AM 

That was DV above

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 9:24 AM 

Hey Denim, your really having some posting problems today.. maybe that kick from Divola really messed you up. Very Happy

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 10:06 AM 

It didn't take a kick from Crazy Joe to mess me up!

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 10:27 AM 

Rogers chicken messed you up?

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 11:17 AM 

He had that coming to him.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 11:35 AM 

Well, I've got gonorea.

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 11:45 AM 

You're damaged goods now.

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 1:02 PM 

TRACTOR!!

DRs
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 2:17 PM 

Nah nah, nah nah nah, we STAY ON ME, so can we get on the Cartwright situationù!?!?

Neil


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PostPosted: May 4, 2012 9:47 AM 

You know how when you have sex and once in a while you scream out another woman's name.

Here's what I think happened.

Tatiana and George were sheathing the dagger one night when all of the sudden Tatiana screamed out the name Cartwright. George was in the moment so he either didn't notice or didn't mind. Since George didn't respond Tatiana assumed that was his last name. When she called up three delivery and asked Mr. Miagi for George Cartwright. Mr. Miagi concured thus going CARTRITE! CARTRITE! DID I MENTION I WAS ASIAN? CARTRITE!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 4, 2012 9:54 AM 

I almost read the whole thing.

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: May 4, 2012 1:06 PM 

Unfortunately, I did. There's something wrong with my cones now.

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 4, 2012 3:21 PM 

I think Neil just needs more sleep.

We'll only wake him for the important topics.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 4, 2012 5:54 PM 

Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast?

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