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What's the Deal with Honda's??

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Cosmo Kramer







PostPosted: July 27, 2004 10:14 PM 

what do y'all think about this..


Just got home. Man tonight was weird. I decided to see what movies were playing while I was on my way home. You cannot see the times from the car so I walk up to see the times. As I walk up I hear kids trying to talk up their cars to the other on how “fly” or pimp, or souped up, or who has the most zipp-a-dee-doo-da! I hear cold air intake headers and exhaust. This one kid says he just put nos in his car and some other shit! I turn to them and ask them if they have hondas. They say hell yeah they do. They ask me what kind of car I have, and I just laugh. I find it funny that the skinnest most pewny kids think their car is gods gift to street racing.

Why hondas? I mean it seems as if you cannot see a civic these days without something that has been added to it. You hear the exaust which makes them sound like golf carts and they think they are bad because they spin out and make their engine sound like it is all “dope” because they leave it in first way too damn long. Wow! You are destroying your engine AND your Transmission… you are the shit boy!

What is the deal with the head lights. Guess what you still have a honda. Oh look at those real bright head lights. I bet no one will know I have a honda now. Whooops… they will. Maybe if I put this stupid grill on the front of my car to make it look like it is lower to the ground it will look like my car is better than the regular honda. I remember doing that once. I was five. I wanted to be superman. Guess what no matter how much I looked like superman (or I thought I did) I was still me!

Ok then lets try tail lights. No one will ever have any idea that this is a honda. Guess what could that possibly be a… what is it… HONDA??? Nice try though. Maybe now that your tail lights are clear and they don’t look like regular ones mabye people will be so facinated by them that they will not relize that you are driving a honda. Who would have thought that most people don’t care!

Ok if I put this rediculiously huge spoiler that accomplishes nothing. No one will EVER know what kind of car this is. And if I leave it metal there is absolutely noone that will ever know this is a honda. Well, I will give it to you you might have tricked somone for half a second, because eveyone that sees it says that is one ugly ass… honda. They figured you out! Now what can you do? One more thing…

Maybe if I change the color of my honda logo on my car. Eveyone will say “that is not the usual honda logo it must not be a honda” that is great thinking einstein! Once again no one cares! We all still know! OH AMAZING IDEA!!! Lets take the logo off the front the back, and even take the type of honda off. Then it will not say it is a honda so there is not a soul in this world that will know. Guess what… we see an H2 coming down the street and guess what we know it is an H2, and when we see a honda coming down the street we know it is a honda.

So what have we learned?? If you are gonna get a honda do nothing to it. Then you will really have a “unique” honda! If you are trying to race it. Stop! Get a REAL car!

The real moral of this story can be wrapped up with this.

Racing a honda is like racing in the special olympics,
If you win, you’re still retarded!

*no retards were put down during the writing of this!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 27, 2004 10:39 PM 

Oh, i get it...This is a bit, right? Sort of like "what's the deal with styrofoam"???

Doug Swanson
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: July 28, 2004 12:21 AM 

I hate those people....I really, really do.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 28, 2004 8:44 AM 

I have a Honda Civic with no modifications. Cool

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 28, 2004 11:02 AM 

My son has a Honda WITH modifications - an Acura! Smile

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 29, 2004 1:59 AM 

Jimmy's from Detroit... foreign cars SUCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Be an American! Very Happy

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: July 29, 2004 11:33 AM 

AH, but Jimmy imports his training shoes!

Veddy BAD American!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 2:41 AM 

DOH!!!



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