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Ramon







PostPosted: August 16, 2005 1:29 PM 

ok. i'm a little bit pissed today.

i'm driving to work today in sunny vancouver when i hear a contest on the radio being broadcast out of seattle.

jerry is going there in mid september, and they are having a 'stump the seinfeld' expert contest to see who gets to have the tickets. their wiz is some guy they call brucy.

now, i know i'm a bit of a seinfeld snob, but i expected that the people who would call in would be at least somewhat familiar with the show. not the case, people. not even close.

here's a little insight to the questions.

what was the food that caused jerry to end his 13 year vomitting streak?

their expert guessed spaghetti and the contest was over. holy shit.

meanwhile, i was dialing and redialing like a ring tailed leemur trying to get through.

oh well . i guess i'll just have to buy tickets like a normal person.

just thought i'd share.

stay out of the....

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 2:38 PM 

let me understand, you got the lemur, the contestant and the expert. The expert goes with the contestant... so, who's having sex with the lemur?

this board sucks
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 3:48 PM 

this board sucks

P.S. - I am a virgin.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 4:48 PM 

You actually tried to call a radio station? Jimmy will let you in on a little secret. No one.... That's "NO ONE" has EVER gotten through to a radio station. It's all fixed. They call people, and then tell them to pretend that they are the one's calling in to make other listeners believe that they could actually get through some day. Jimmy has tried proabably three or four hundred times over the past twenty years to call radio stations. Not ONE call was ever answered... not even by a machine.... It's one of the biggest hoaxes of all time. It can't be done.

... and if anyone claims to have ever gotten through to a radio station... they're part of the grand conspiracy and just plain lying!

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 5:49 PM 


rock 102's rock five at five, a couple years ago. i won two free subs at quizno's.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 5:58 PM 

Yeah.... because they called you.

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 10:14 PM 


i used to share that very same outlook.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 10:23 PM 

Quiznos... never know whether to eat it, or have sex with it.

PIG MAN
Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 10:32 PM 

jimmy is sick....he needs help

elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 6:04 AM 

Pigman drives a 2-seater.

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 11:48 AM 

i know. it's manipulated with junk bonds. you can't win.

thisboardsucks
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 19, 2005 12:29 PM 

Well I still think that this board sucks if that helps any.

thisboardsucks
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 19, 2005 12:53 PM 

*cough* sucks *cough*

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: August 19, 2005 1:10 PM 

Hitler called. He wants his sunny disposition back and positive outlook on life back.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: August 19, 2005 1:10 PM 

Hitler called. He wants his sunny disposition and positive outlook on life back.



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