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Which appartment would you prefer?

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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 1:38 PM 

Jerry's , Kramer's, Elaine's, George's, Newmans or would you rather live where the Costanzas are?

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 2:41 PM 

Let's review, shall we?

Jerry can't have any soft cheeses of any kind...

Kramer's hot tub is a bacteria trap that life on the red planet can't even kill...

George's apartment smells like monkeys...

Newman's apartment makes your skin crawl just being in there...

And Elaine... well she *does* have a case of sponges, soooo... Wink

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 2:44 PM 

And the Costanza's place smells like dandruff, Kasha, moth balls and cheap carpeting.

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 6:52 PM 

It's potpourri really... Laughing

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 10:51 AM 

Elaine can't even properly place a wicker piece.

Give me Dalrimple's posh penthouse townhome - habitated by the every so haughty and long-legged Cynthia, of course. Oh, and a piece of veal.

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 12:21 PM 

if it's all the same to you, i'll jump all over that kick-ass beach house in the hamptons with a POOL.

of course, i'll stay outta the deep end. Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 12:32 PM 



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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 7:35 PM 

When you say "Which apartment..." are you referring to Elaine's "1Q" apartment? Because some pastels would really open that place up.

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 9, 2006 7:46 PM 

Riiiiiiight, because she's the... [picks at tooth with pinkie finger]... janitor.

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