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Steven Snell

PostPosted: May 18, 2005 5:11 PM 

I was watching the contest...a great episode and then I watched the airport which is right after.....

First of all why dont they explain how elain and jerry are suddenly coming home from out of town? They go from the contest ending to being out of town?

In the last episode george admits that he lost in the contest and he lied...even though in the episode the contest it doesnt say who wins?!? they all are sleeping so i guess that means they tied? still george doesnt claim 2 win...

P.S. what episode does george burn down susans parents cottage? Razz


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PostPosted: May 18, 2005 5:26 PM 

So what's you're saying is that the characters were born at the beginning of the series, then lived to be only 180 days old? Sounds about right.


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PostPosted: May 18, 2005 5:31 PM 

Might Jimmy suggest that there is actually time between scenes.... Such as the fact that we never seen them take a dump, masterbate, lay in bed with the flu. Jimmy's guess is that it is not filmed in the same style as the show "24."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 18, 2005 5:53 PM 

Hey I've ben wondering when that 24 dude drops a load, myself. However, you are treating these Seinfeld hypotheticals with undue logic here, Jimmy. Wink


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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 1:28 AM 

just for the record, it's entirely possible for keifer -- or anyone else for that matter -- to pinch a quick loaf or what have you. when one character has downtime, the action shifts to another storyline.

jack: you see that tool down there that looks like a hedge trimmer?

frightened woman: the bolt cutter?

jack: yeah... the bolt cutter.


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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 7:27 AM 

So, it's entirely possible that Elaine and Jerry got up in the middle of the night (after the contest) during the commercials, and snuck out of town somewhere just so they could immediately turn around to head back as everyone else is waking up? Yeah.... Jimmy thinks that makes sense (under his breath – "maybe cause it's a crock of bullsh....")

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 7:41 AM 

What was that?....I'm sure I heard something....

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 11:49 AM 

So, in the airport there is this at the beginning of the show: "So, this worked out pretty good. Them givin' me an extra ticket,
y'know, you get a free trip to St. Louis, I did my gig, you got to see your sister..." which sounds like an explanation to me?

And we find out that George "won" the contest in "The Puffy Shirt".

The cabin burning is "The Bubble Boy" FYI.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 12:16 PM 

The "O" is all about.....


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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 12:37 PM 

Alright cut!!!
And this Steven Snell, frankly that name sounds made up.

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 2:06 PM 

A toast: Here's to those who like "Steven Snell," and those who don't can go to hell.... All right, who's dancing?

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 3:01 PM 

I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I am going to hell... even though I am not.

(Bookman, you're doing some fine work today, by the way. this post and the 'Speaking of schools' bit on the quote thread. classic stuff. i... i gotta sit down.)

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 3:06 PM 

The "O" is me....see how close the ' is the enter button....I just keep posting before I finish my name...stupid big pinky!

"Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough"


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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 5:00 PM 

The pinky! The enlisted man of the fingers.

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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 5:30 PM 

I like those "O" commercials. That chick is hot.


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PostPosted: May 19, 2005 10:09 PM 

What did they do for toilet paper in the civil war?

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PostPosted: May 20, 2005 5:53 AM 

And then sometimes the middle finger tries to take over from the index figer. The coup d'igit.

(Yes, I ripped off Jimmy for that one...flattery is the best form of...blah blah blah...)

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 20, 2005 6:11 AM 

Hey! What happened to my post? Posts are disappearing for no reason around here lately.

Let me try that again.

You know sometimes the middle finger tries to take over from the index finger...It's the coup d'index.

(Yes, I got the idea from Jimmy's post...)

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PostPosted: May 20, 2005 6:12 AM 

OOPS...that was me...maybe I shouldn't be doing too much bragging about that.

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PostPosted: May 20, 2005 6:13 AM it shows up...WHATEVAH!!!!

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PostPosted: May 20, 2005 6:15 AM 

And I even screwed it up the second time...This is not good...worlds are colliding...Gendison't getting upset!

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