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PostPosted: December 20, 2005 2:07 PM 

... have made a better George than Jason Alexander?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 20, 2005 7:44 PM 

no

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 20, 2005 7:49 PM 

Jack!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 20, 2005 7:57 PM 

He wouldn't have made a better anybody than anybody.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 12:44 AM 

Frank: "Your arm moves like this? I've never seen your arm move like this"

George: "It doesn't - ACTING!!! THANK YOOOUUU!!!!"

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 12:55 AM 

Would Dave Chapelle have made a better doorman than Larry Miller?

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 1:00 AM 

"Why don't you think I'd be reading the Business section, Oh I know, because i'm the uneducated nigger."

This could actually be a pretty fun game...How about Pat Morita as Peterman?

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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 2:08 AM 

How about Rickey Gervais as Peterman? How about Adam Sandler as the Wizard of Oz? How about Tom Hanks as George Bailey? How about Benicio Del Toro as Bernardo O'Reilly in The Magnificent Seven? How about Bea Arthur as Mrs. Seinfeld?

Curly
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 5:26 AM 

Just don't any of you guys mess around with the Stooges. We're morons.

donna chang
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 6:10 AM 

Who are these stooges you speak of?

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 4:14 PM 

Are you kidding me? This place is lousy with stooges. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting two dozen stooges.

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 4:19 PM 

(Yes, I know, that's not the follow-up. But, I'm reading about the Bush spy scandal this morning and. lo and behold, I find a bug up my ass. That wasn' there before.)

Bookman
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 4:21 PM 

(... and it's made my proofreading skills even more horrendous than usual...)

Mookie
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PostPosted: December 21, 2005 9:59 PM 

! !

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 22, 2005 12:29 AM 

I really think Jerry could reinvent himself... and get into serious dramatic roles like Tom Hanks did. That would be a scene, man.

Although if I had Jerry's money, I'd never even get out of bed again... just bring me food, booze, and hookers.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 22, 2005 12:44 AM 

Is that the Costanza trifecta?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 22, 2005 12:50 AM 

Well, not all at once. I'd space them out a bit... you know, maybe have someone come in and brush my teeth and clean me up a bit for the hookers.

I mean, what am I... Caligula?

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PostPosted: December 26, 2005 2:09 AM 

No. Absolutely not!

Jason Alexander is the perfect George! Well, I should say he is the perfect actor to play George, he seems in real life to be a smart, great guy!

KennyG
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PostPosted: December 26, 2005 2:09 AM 

No. Absolutely not!

Jason Alexander is the perfect George! Well, I should say he is the perfect actor to play George, he seems in real life to be a smart, great guy!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 26, 2005 5:44 PM 

He's a train wreck.

PIG MAN
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PostPosted: December 26, 2005 8:21 PM 

al pacino the soup nazi??

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