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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 1:54 PM 


Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 1:59 PM 

Do like "making love ? "
I already done Razz

She is gorgeous. Can not imagine a better girl.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 2:04 PM 

The question is not whether or not you would "do" Elaine. The real question is whether or not YOU are sponge-worthy. I'm thinkin'......nah! Bwwwaaahahahahaha!

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 2:28 PM 

The earlier Elaine, the later Elaine is very bitchy and bossy.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 3:23 PM 

Perhaps a distinction. Julia, yes. Elaine, no. Elaine is a bit of a porcupine, if you catch my drift... Smile

horse faced man

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 8:19 PM 

Anyday of the week and twice on Sunday.

$$Buck Naked$$
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 8:33 PM 

Hell yes!
Even at 43 years old Julia is still a beautiful woman and she's all natural.
I like that.
I hate those plastic fantastic b*tches like Britney B*tch and plastic barbies like her (Beyone, Christina etc.).

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 9:38 PM 

Yeah, but I'd still rather DO Britney any day. We're not talking about discussing politics and the meaning of life . If it comes down to sex, I would definitely do Britney before just about any current entertainer.


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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 10:42 PM 

Yeah, I would 'do' Elaine -but her character is awful bitchy as Jose pointed out- so I guess a Grudge 'do' would be in order. and I agree with you Gendison, Britney is about the most 'do'able entertainer out there, but I'm not sure about the 'entertainer' part- her looks are the only thing about her that entertains me.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 4, 2004 11:36 PM 

Is it just me, or does anyone think that Britney should just do a porno (what she really WANTS to do) and get it over with?!


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PostPosted: October 5, 2004 1:08 AM 

Jimmy would give Elaine the ol' "counter-clockwise swirl!" Jimmy's been watching her…she's just Jimmy's type!

Whitey Fisk

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PostPosted: October 5, 2004 5:48 PM 

I would certainly like some of "that" with Elaine.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 5, 2004 6:09 PM 

I'd even take "this" and "the other" with Elaine as well as "that"!

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