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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 7:50 PM 

Very Happy hell yes!

Todd Gack
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 10:15 AM 

Without question!! Elaine is one hot piece of ass!! And damn she looks good in "The Betrayal."


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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 10:21 AM 

There wouldn't be a whole lot of "sleeping" going on... Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 10:23 AM 

So, when I see Elaine, should I tell her you said "hi" or just "regards".

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 10:47 AM 

she looks great in that leotard.

can i have some of your water?


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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 5:11 PM 

She's just Jimmy's type

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 5:29 PM 

did you hear what she said on that tape???

oh, yeah!

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 6:13 PM 

So, daminmancejin, you break in your bit with TV Tome and now you try it out on us?!?

Anyway, Elaine's hottest episode in terms of pure looks, would have to be The Voice. Her hair, her eyes, her nose...and to a lesser extent the width of her face.


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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 8:11 PM 

She has a big wall of hair, and a face like a frying pan. Oooooh, baby!

Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: June 9, 2005 12:12 AM 

We know what a face consists of, Jeffrey. Rolling Eyes

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 9, 2005 9:18 AM 

Even with her giant freak head I would.

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: June 9, 2005 9:50 AM 

Yeah, I would sleep with her and probably do some of "that" because sleep is separate from that, and I don't see how sleep got all tied up and connected with that (watched "The Deal" on DVD yesterday Very Happy )


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PostPosted: June 9, 2005 10:24 PM 

you can have her in 'the voice,' jeff. i'd rather go for 'the betrayal' elaine. yummy yum.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: June 9, 2005 10:30 PM 

Good choice, Gack. She looks smokin' in that Sari, and she gets drunk (But i'm POSITIVE that couldn't have been a factor in your decision)

Todd Gack
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 10, 2005 12:28 PM 

There isn't anything quite better in this world than a drunk and horny Elaine.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 10, 2005 5:18 PM 

......oooh hoochy moochy

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 14, 2005 1:17 AM 

who's j chiles?

The It Girl

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PostPosted: June 15, 2005 3:57 PM 

If I were a lesbian...yes, yes I would. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: June 15, 2005 5:06 PM 

That's it, I outta the contest! (She's gonna get you guys next.)

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: June 15, 2005 5:12 PM 

(I hate it when I have a perfectly good joke, and then I f*ck it up with a misspelling.)

The It Girl

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PostPosted: June 15, 2005 9:38 PM 

That's ok, Bookman. You're still a funny f*ck. Just don't be a fat f*ck and ruin my daddy's yogurt business.

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