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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: January 16, 2006 9:12 AM 

1/15/06- Sunday

Morning- PBJ on whole wheat (creamy PB of course, strawberry J)
Afternoon- pretzels, sardines, cheese (slices not block)
Evening- London broil, mashed potatoes, peas
Night- 1 funny bone, some Doritos, Reese's cup

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 9:15 AM 

1/16/06- Monday

Morning- oatmeal w/granola & brown sugar, coffee (3 cups) Embarassed

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 9:20 AM 

1/16/06- Monday
Yev stopped smoking today. Again. Wish Yev luck. Very Happy

Gendison
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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 10:59 AM 

Get well soon...get well soon...we wish you get well soon....
(sung to the tune of: Get well soon...get well soon...we wish you get well soon.)

ralmach
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 11:24 AM 

"Yev stopped smoking today. Again. Wish Yev luck"

good for you yev Smile For my breakfast I eat cereal then get a spoon make my self throw up. then i eat it again. that takes care of breakfast and lunch.

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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 11:40 AM 

Does it fit in the same bowl after you... On second thought, this is too gross for my thread. Please discuss your regurgitation practices elsewhere. Confused

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 11:42 AM 

To quit smoking is the easiest thing to do - Jackie's done it many times. STAYING quit is another story. Hardest thing Jackie's ever done besides leaving his boys at day care when the were young. Been quit since July, though, Yev. Only a couple of Cuban cigars in Mexico since then. It can be done, Jackie is proof. Outrageous.

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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 12:14 PM 

Good for you, Jack! (had to say it)

See, you know how to stop the smoking, you just don't know how to *STAY* stopped and that's really the most important part of the stopping, the quitting. Anybody can just stop (waving arms around)...

Really, thanks for the vote of confidence Jackie. And congrats. Wink

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 6:05 PM 

I love Ashton cigarillos. I Don't inhale them... and have never smoked cigaettes or dope... but they're f*cking awesome!

I suppose some of that smoke makes it's way into my virgin lungs, though.

Gendison
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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 7:15 PM 

Cigarettes...cereal...How 'bout gettin' a job?

Bookman
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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 10:15 PM 

You got any coffee?

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 10:41 PM 

yeah, I like to get coffee.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 11:05 PM 

..since the fifth grade

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 16, 2006 11:24 PM 

..not that I'm looking back...

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 18, 2006 3:42 PM 

your moms diet is my cum

Mookie
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PostPosted: January 18, 2006 5:32 PM 

You got any Double Crunch?

donna chang
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PostPosted: January 19, 2006 6:34 AM 

Jut had a big bowl of Kix

donna chang
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PostPosted: January 19, 2006 6:36 AM 

Yes I know I screwed up the spelling, I should have written it down....



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