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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 12:47 AM 

Attention Jimmy and forum morons! Your triumphs mean nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it, and rotate! This is Guero. I fear no reprisal. E-mail:


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 7:43 AM 

Your the biggest freaking moron ever to log on to the internet. Go away and play with your pet tarantula. If lame were bricks, you would be the housing projects. There has to be a Star Trek marathon somewhere, so go grab your juice box and blend in with the rest of the spuge stained geeks.


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 9:03 AM 

Now why on Earth would anyone email you? We have lives, and things to do. Nobody cares.


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 11:40 AM 

I finally figured out who Guero is: he's that Latvian Orthodox nun who was attracted to Kramer... the thread title gives it away!


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 11:43 AM 

Now..... where's that Star Trek marathon of yours?


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 11:46 AM 

(Jimmy's timing is off today) Confused

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 1:30 PM 

Jimmy, your a computer whiz, how bout sending Ole Gayerro enough spam to damn up the East River.


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 2:44 PM 

we need to have an intervention on guero's behalf.....lets say Jimmy's place, its perfect!

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 4:26 PM 

Toss Guero into the Hudson River in a sack.


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 4:39 PM 

Computer whiz? HA!! Jimmy's idea of fixing a computer issue is to "turn off," then "turn back on." Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 4:41 PM 

Jimmy likes bookman's idea. Maybe Jeffrey would like to go along for the ride.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 10:18 PM 

No thanks...I'm a daaaaay person!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 6:14 AM 

You know what's interesting?

An alligator can out swim a human, and can actually move on land 3 times faster too. Which means that if you ever get into a triathlon with an alligator, you better build up a big lead in the cycling section.


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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 7:18 AM 

You're giving us the "irrelevant, inapplicable post" routine? Jimmy invented the "irrelevant, inapplicable post."

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 9:43 AM 

Maybe Guero really is a cool guy. Maybe he is right and we are wrong. Maybe we do care what Jimmy thinks of us and kiss his ass for some reason- maybe in some final act of irony we may end up kissing Guero's ass and begging for his acceptance. Sad

On second thought.....MMMMMMmmmMaybe not. For the love of God man! Who let this idiot in here??? Although Guero is keeping some excitement going here.


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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 10:26 AM 

Every group has someone everyone makes fun of. Like us with Guero...


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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 12:30 PM 

The person who made this topic was not me. I do not think all of you stink. You guys are ok. I was just here to SAVE this forum and make it better. Obviously I started off in the wrong foot, but I will continue my revolution in creating a newer and cooler Seinfeld I kindly ask, who is with me?

~The Guero~

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 12:33 PM 

'Fraid not.

Ironic thing is, I'm banned from posting at home, and he's not. It's the old switcheroo.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: August 27, 2005 5:17 PM 

Here's the other one.

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