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YO YO MA! - Kramer

PostPosted: May 25, 2004 4:32 PM 

I am interested to see what everybody's favorite all-time Seinfeld quote is. So please post your favorite quote and the character that says it and the episode if you know it. Mine is from the episode where Kramer needs 3 Cubans "The English Patient" is the episode. So the character is Kramer and he is talking to that manager to trade the Cubans and he says they are experienced Cubans and then the quote is when he tells them to come into the room so he yells out those spanish words that don't even make sense but sound spanish. Lol, I was laughing so hard when I heard him say that! HAHA. He was like, cuestra ariba estara sentado en cantado AYUDO! YIDO!

LOL, by far the funniest moment that I experienced. NOW, what is YOUR funniest quote? Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 4:43 PM 

My favorite line is by Jerry from my fvorite episode "The Cigar Store Indian". This after the Chinese mailman took great exception to Jerry asking him the location of a local Chinese restaurant:

"I mean, someone asks me which way is Israel, I don't go flying off the handle."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 4:44 PM 

My second, of course, is:

"Your face is my case!"

Most honorable mention goes to the entire dialogue spewed by the Mohel in "The Bris".

YO YO MA! - Kramer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 4:49 PM 

Yes, "your face is my case" was a terrific episode. Remember when the lawyer said, "POWWOW? what pow wow? who told you to have a pow wow? did i tell u to have a pow wow? i didnt tell u to have a pow wow. no1 told you to have a pow wow!"

Funny guy.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 5:15 PM 

Upon relfection, there are just TOO many to pick one. Among myriad others, who could argue with these George lines:

"Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending, I'm the genuine article....I'm the one that needs help..... I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!!

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 5:24 PM 

Whoa there's way too many favorites of mine to list here, but I'll leave a few here & there. For starters:

Frank Costanza (of course): "You're not performing any rituals in this house!"

Frank: "But the very idea, you had me lying in urine!"

Frank: " Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!"

Frank: " they don't nap, they make it their home...they urinate in there!"

Jerry: "Oh Moses smell the roses"

George: " a George divided against itself, cannot stand!"

Kramer: "I'M HIT!"

Those are a just a few for now...

Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 5:32 PM 

George : I'M A BOOTLEGGA!!!!

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 5:58 PM 

That's a great episode!

George: "I can do hard time for this one...and community service!"

Twisted Evil Laughing

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 6:09 PM 

I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootleggah.. CLASSIC Frank

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 6:14 PM 

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 7:03 PM 

The beautiful eloquence of Jerry Seinfeld.

"People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser Bobka - I think not"

"Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour"

"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and
how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better
self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not
to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are
to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing."

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 9:08 PM 

"I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin every minute of it" ! Smile

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 10:40 PM 

I have a lot, but I will pick one and only one:
Jerry: Just give me your home number, and I'll call you at home.
Telemarketer: Sir, we really can't do that.
J: Oh, well I guess you don't want people calling you at your homes.
J:Well, now you know how I feel.

YO YO MA! - Kramer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 11:45 PM 

Yea, cosmo 87, I liked that one on the phone but I have a good feeling they took that from somewhere. I have a hard time believing they made that one up...


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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 6:54 AM 

I dig the write off dialog with an unmatched delivery of the last line by Michael Richards:

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?
Kramer : It's just a write off for them .
Jerry : How is it a write off ?
Kramer : They just write it off .
Jerry : Write it off what ?
Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .
Kramer : Do you ?
Jerry : No . I don't .
Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

Just brilliant. And then Jerry continues:

Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 8:22 AM 

Elaine: you can see the comforter that I expensed is actually the Aristotle Goose Down Tunic.

Kramer: ...If Jerry knows I'm hooked on Roger's Chicken I'm right back in there with the red menace

George: ...I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

Jerry: bad you got a little George Costanza thing going on.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 8:43 AM 

Frank: "Blow out the candles! Blow out the candles, I said! BLOW OUT THE DAMN CANDLES!"

Estelle: "Stop it Frank you're killing him!"

Evil or Very Mad Razz Razz Evil or Very Mad

Tinker Bell

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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 9:32 AM 

My favorite comes from George, I think it is from "The Switch": "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
I am also very partial to the classic Kramer "G-G-Giddy-Up!" Laughing


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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 10:55 AM 


"Well, you're just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."


"They can't shoot us in the city."
"Naah, no one's ever been shot in the city."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 12:18 PM 

Well, there's this by Kramer:

"Hmm, male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight..uh...indeterminate... Yes, let's have a looksee... um, yes, a fiber from the shirt on left shoulder. I'm gonna have to keep my eye on that."

Or this:

What clinic did you say you were from?

Kramer (Van Nostrand):
Um, that is correct.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 12:35 PM 

"so you chose a soup over a girl"

"it was a bisque"

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