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PostPosted: July 17, 2005 10:58 AM 

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 17, 2005 12:22 PM 

I'm about to start a thread on books.

Fragile Frankie
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 17, 2005 11:35 PM 

They really should get threads on tape....these things have ruined me for braile.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 12:06 AM 

So.......Gendison's gone again?

J. Peterman
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 1:53 AM 

By the way, whatever happened to Gack? When did he leave, or has he just been quiet for a while?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 7:10 AM 

He made is annual appearance. He'll be back next spring.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 7:34 AM 

No, Jeffrey, I'm not gone. I just can't post from home. I'm at work now. Besides, the less you post, the less you feel a need to constantly come here, so I don't really mind not being able to post from home.
Jeffrey kills me. So many times, your "theories" end up making you come back with a post along the lines of "oops...".
I once asked something about Latvians and you sarcastically said something like "What the hell is a Latvian" as if I was an idiot. Sure enough...you came back with "Oops..."
I once said something about "Gendison" in a thread about who'd win a fight, and you came back with "Fictional characters only..." Only to find out that Gendison is NOT a real person...so you came back with "...oops".
And then the kicker was your Grassy Knoll-type theory on me being about 3 other people..."oops..."

I love you man, but you might want to stick to the opposite.

Marcelino
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 10:03 AM 

it's the new format, Scandals and Animals.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 10:27 AM 

I wanted my post to be sort of humorous. I hope it's not read as if I'm trying to get into a thing with Jeffrey. He's cool. He's like Finland...he's neutral.

Marcelino
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 10:37 AM 

sweden, gendison. sweeee - duhn.

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 12:27 PM 

No, now it's your turn to post a "Oops..."

It's definitely Finland...ask Rava.

Then who are the Dutch?

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 12:51 PM 

Gendison, you ignorant slut. The very fact that you callously and viciously attack a fellow Seinfeld fan who's only ambition in life was to love, to be loved and to be a banker shows what kind of maniac you are. A very special kind of maniac...................

Oh wait....uh....i just read your second post...................oops.

www.hahaha.com!

So this is basically another thread about nothing, huh?

Ok, so i just saw my first street hooker the other day. I've never actually seen one in the flesh. She was on the corner of St. Catherine's and Clark street. And i have to say, she looked pretty cheap (like in that documentary about Brooklyn hookers). But my mother was in the passenger seat so I decided to move on.....Could have gotten awkward.

For the record, Gendison, you're right about the last two theories. But for the record, that Latvian remark was never a jab at your intelligence. It was in the same sort of attitude as when Jerry asks "What the hell is a velvet fog?" Because to be honest, how much does the average person know about Latvians? I think I remember a few people jumped on me for that remark (i wish i could find that thread to make sure)

I think it's funny how Jimmy would actually create a thread to express his boredom. It shows how his loyalty to this site is the only thing keeping him here. Most people would just not post here anymore. But it's like a bodily function for him now.

BTW, i just remembered another Seinfeld joke that failed to impress me. I could just find that thread but whatevah. In the Peurto Rican Day, when George says "Look at me! I am Man! I am You!"
Unless that's some reference to a movie that i've never seen, it made me vomit just a little bit.

This post is what makes me a legend.

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 12:58 PM 

i wasn't correcting you, Gendinson, just trying to get ahead.

for the record, jeff, you've been ensconced in this forum, for better or worse, legend or not.

Ramon
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 4:37 PM 

but marcelino.....

....what about the jello?

(i know i've been a little delinquent with my posts lately, but when did gendi get back?)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 4:57 PM 

Ignorant slut? Isn't that an oxymoron? How can a "slut" be "ignorant?" We are the only people who realize that sex is for fun, not for bringing more needy brats into this world.

Now if you'll excuse Jimmy, he has to go wash his trusty StanTheCaddy.com bedsheets and get them ready for Tatianna. Jimmy will check back regulary as usual to see if it's still boring around here.

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 5:13 PM 

In fairness to logic, Jimmy, "slut" and "ignorant" are not mutually exclusive. So, Gendison isn't off the hook just yet.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 5:36 PM 

Well, i'm certainly glad I brought it up.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 18, 2005 6:09 PM 

If we post, do we not learn?

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 6:03 AM 

Ignorant slut? That's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me.

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 8:38 AM 

Help, I need help. My dog and I are having an argument (we are both home sick today with a bad cough).

Is it, nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel or nobagelsnobagelsnobagelsnobagels?

this is frank costanza
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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 11:11 AM 

It's actually BAGELnobagelnobagelnobagel

or is it

BAGELSnobagelsnobagelsnobagels???

Hmm.

You are of course, aware...

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