George and Jerry's high school gym teacher. Always referred to George as 'Cantstandya,' and was fired from teaching because George tattled on Hayman for giving him a wedgie. Hayman shows up in The Library, where George discovers he is now a crazy homeless man, standing in front of the library 'screaming obscenities and doing some sort of calisthenics.' George later sees the teacher's 'baked bean teeth,? and receives another wedgie, this time atomic, from the teacher. Right on the steps of the 42nd Street library.