"Dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal. I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am! If you want disturbed, that's disturbed! You can't find sickness like that anywhere.  You think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending, I'm the genuine article."

-George Louis Costanza, in The Visa