SOUP NAZI: Go on! Leave! Get out! Next!

SOUP NAZI: Hey, what is this? You're kissing in my line? Nobody kisses in my line!

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! Come back one year! Next!

SOUP NAZI: You are the only one who understands me.
KRAMER: You suffer for your soup.
SOUP NAZI: Yes. That is right.
KRAMER: You demand perfection from yourself, ..from your soup.
SOUP NAZI: How can I tolerate any less from my customer?!
CUSTOMER: Uh, gazpacho, por favor.
SOUP NAZI: Por favor?
CUSTOMER: Um, I'm part Spanish.
SOUP NAZI: Adios muchacho!