gs: Kimberly Norris (Winona) Sam Lloyd (Ricky) Carissa Channing (Sylvia) Ralph Manza (Gepetto) Al Roker (Himself) Veralyn Jones (Renee) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Benjamin Lum (Mailman) Irvin Mosley Jr. (Spike) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Richard Fancy (Lippman)

Jerry helps George out with a coffee stable stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his parent's home and passes it off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in, thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and find an unused prophylactic in their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables that Elaine doesn't like but Mr. Lippman does.

b: 09-Dec-93 pc: 510 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones