gs: Mark Metcalf (Maestro) Gary Yates (Security Guard) Paul Michael (Giggio) James Noah (Ned) Tim Bagley (Manager) Richard McGonagle (Mr. Star) Kenneth Ryan (Mr. Burns) Kymberley S. Newberry (Ms. Jordan) David Wendelman (Waiter) Heidi Swedberg (Susan) Phil Morris (Jackie Chiles)

George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle's store. Kramer's friend "Maestro", makes a comment about getting a rental property in Tuscany that makes Jerry decide to do some research. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer's out of court settlement in his lawsuit against the coffee house, free coffee at any location around the world, gets him "hopped up on the caffeine." Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse.

b: 05-Oct-95 pc: 703 w: Larry David d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Mark Metcalf who played "Maestro" in this episode is probably best remembered for his role of Douglas C. Niedermeyer in National Lampoon's Animal House and the Twisted Sister music video "We're Not Gonna Take It."