gs: Jon Lovitz (Gary Fogel) Marty Rackham (Jake Jarmel) Barbara Alyn Woods (Debby) Ivory Ocean (Officer Morgan) Basil Hoffman (Salesman) Lillian Lehman (Judge) Danny Breen (Guy With Glasses) Bob Shaw (Cabbie) Dale Harimoto (Reporter) Joe Ochman (Customer) Elisabeth Sjoli (Woman) Wayne Knight (Newman) Richard Fancy (Lippman)

George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone new except him. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop who's on a quest to catch a longtime parking ticket scofflaw. Kramer wanting to change his image, asks Elaine where her old boyfriend got his glasses. He goes to see him at a book signing and says hi for Elaine, that means that she has lost the "upper hand" in their breakup, so she confronts him and then gets even by getting a copy of his glasses. George finds out from Gary, that he lied about his cancer and has been taking advantage of Jerry's kindness. Kramer discovers the identity of "the scofflaw." George gets a toupee.

b: 26-Jan-95 pc: 613 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Daniel Benzali was originally scheduled to play the part of the officer.